But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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