She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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