I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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