is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Send help, water and tortillas.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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