so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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