Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
two words: eviction party
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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