How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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