dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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