It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it was like eating out sand paper
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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