I have demons in me.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
