What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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