She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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