Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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