I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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