i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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