okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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