we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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