I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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