I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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