I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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