You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
