How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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