you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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