bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
