Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Randomize
