we made out on top of his cat.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
only if we run a train.
done.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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