After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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