Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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