If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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