dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My vagina is officially offended.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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