I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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