even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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