yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Just pee around me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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