To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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