Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm at about main and main street
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Drunk is a universal language darling
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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