Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Sext me about skeletons
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