If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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