Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Rumble strips road head = magical
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You're a disaster
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