What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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