god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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