just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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