If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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