Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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