OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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