I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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