maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
false alarm. still invincible.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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