seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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