For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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