Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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