Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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