Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
