mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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